Overheard while driving carpool
Henry’s friend Max: I know who Darth Vader is!
Henry and Max in unison: It’s Anakin!
Henry: So, I wonder – why did Anakin want to become Darth Vader?
Max: Oh – I know! I know! They kept calling him “Annie” all the time and it made him really mad so he turned into Darth Vader to make them stop it.