I was out cleaning up my flowerbeds today and found a Hershey’s Kiss buried in the soil. Was someone trying to grow a chocolate tree? The idea tickles me, like when Diggory grows a Toffee tree in the Magician’s Nephew. It was fun to get a peek at someone else’s misplaced optimism.
Sometimes, getting married young is a terrible, awful idea. But once in a while, it is the best idea of all. I love you, David! I’m glad we have had so much time already to grow old together.
Daylight savings time 1 day before Halloween = sleep-deprived, cranky, candy-jacked kids. If they could just wait to mess with the clocks until the first week in November, my life would be a whole lot more managable. Any woman who has had to deal with this week would make this her first legislative priority. Hey [...]
Mommy 1: (Looking around at house party is in) So I hear you guys bought a new house! Hostess: Yes, it’s just up around the corner, on the other side of the fairway Mommy 2: Looking for more room? How big is this house? Hostess: Oh, only 3100. Mommy 1 and Mommy 2: mmmm. ( [...]