Sunday, November 05, 2006
Overheard Last Christmas
A: What kind of gun does Santa have?
A's Mom: Huh? Santa doesn't have guns.
A: Why not?
Mom: Um, because he's a pacifist.
A: What's a pacifist?
Mom: Someone who doesn't believe in war or weapons.
A: That's dumb. I'm not a pacifist, I'm a weaponsafist!
Who am I?