Crackle. Pop.


Crackle. Pop.

My complexion is dry, dry, dry as a [insert your own old, tired simile here]. So dry, in fact, that I have to special order gooey, dewy, moisturizers. If I try to put apply my foundation without these emollients, by 10 am my face looks as cracked as a Renaissance fresco.
Apparently, all moisture in my face gravitates toward a few spots at a time, like black holes swallowing all nearby matter. This concentrated grease condenses into Japanese-monster-movie-sized zits. Zits so huge, that yesterday my two-year-old asked about them with great concern. Again.
If I use any anti-acne product, my skin reacts with vengeance – flaming out in even worse dryness, and adding a coverlet of small red dots all over my cheeks, making me look like an albino rhinoceros with measles.
Maybe this is the real reason I always get carded at the liquor store… the clerks must think I’m too young to have figured out how to TAKE CARE OF MY STUPID FACE BY NOW.

3 Responses to “Crackle. Pop.”

  1. Lydia Says:

    This might sound odd, but have you tried putting unpasteurized, raw honey on your face?
    I don’t have dry skin, but it has worked well for my now nearly-nonexistant acne.
    (You could also try the birth control pill, assuming that you don’t have any medical or moral reasons for not using it. That’s helped me a great deal as well.)

  2. Leah Says:

    I have not tried the honey – but it sounds intriguing! Do you leave it on like a mask, or put it on in the shower? Do you take it off right away? Do you scrub it with a washcloth? Do you do it after your facial cleanser, or before?
    I canNOT take birth control pills. They make me a very scary and sad person. My husband got a vasectomy to spare us BOTH from such agony.
    Let me know about the honey..It sounds interesting…

  3. Lydia Says:

    I use it as a mask.
    I’ll leave it on for about 10 minutes and then gently wash it off with a washcloth.
    When I use a facial cleanser, I generally do the honey treatment last.

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