How I Know I’ve Gotten Old
1. I go to bed at 8 o’clock.
2. My idea of a hot date is sipping decaf coffee on the couch and watching the stuff stacked up on our DVR (see “I go to bed at 8″, above).
3. Most of my instructions to my computer class involve the phrases “Back in my day…” and “You don’t know how good you have it”.
4. I get irritated when my boys are standing “in my light”, making it hard to see.
5. I drink my morning coffee hot, even in the peak of summer.
6. I can’t eat rich food for dinner, or it will keep me up all night.
7. When I heard the news that school was 2 hours late this morning, I was unable to go back to sleep. So I got up, cleaned the kitchen, and went to work early.