Friday, January 4th, 2008
5-year old boy:Lindsey has a curse on me! Mom:You mean, Lindsey has a crush on you, honey. Up until a certain age, it’s about the same…
Archive for the ‘Overheard’ Category
Monday, April 16th, 2007
Henry: Daddy, I need some goodnight kisses Daddy: But I just gave you a bunch of goodnight kisses Henry: Yes, but I didn’t feel any water
Sunday, November 5th, 2006
A: What kind of gun does Santa have? A’s Mom: Huh? Santa doesn’t have guns. A: Why not? Mom: Um, because he’s a pacifist. A: What’s a pacifist? Mom: Someone who doesn’t believe in war or weapons. A: That’s dumb. I’m not a pacifist, I’m a weaponsafist!
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
Mommy 1: (Looking around at house party is in) So I hear you guys bought a new house! Hostess: Yes, it’s just up around the corner, on the other side of the fairway Mommy 2: Looking for more room? How big is this house? Hostess: Oh, only 3100. Mommy 1 and Mommy 2: mmmm. ( [...]
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
Henry’s friend Max: I know who Darth Vader is! Henry and Max in unison: It’s Anakin! Henry: So, I wonder – why did Anakin want to become Darth Vader? Max: Oh – I know! I know! They kept calling him “Annie” all the time and it made him really mad so he turned into Darth [...]