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June 24, 2008

My Latest Obsession

First of all, I must apologize to all of you who have sighed lovingly while gushing about Ghiradelli chocolate to me. Inwardly, I would roll my eyes when listening (sorry if I also impolitely rolled my eyes on the outside..). I thought Ghiradelli was interesting and all, and hey - what's not to love about San Francisco? - but not really up to snuff on the chocolate scale.

THAT was before I tasted THESE:


Oh. My.
I have always used dark chocolate in baking and ganache-making, but semi-sweet used to cut it just fine for me. Then, I decided to go out on a limb and try a DARK chocolate for baking. As in, chocolate dark enough to actually list the % cacao. I used Trader Joe's "Pound Plus 72% chocolate" bars and they DID seem to make the ganache just a bit more ganache-ier.

And here is wherin I wish my camera and accompanying photo (non)skills were up to snuff. Look - just look - at the shape and contours of the individual chips. Are you swooning yet? Oh my! Let's just say that not only are they the perfect shape and size to give chocolate chip cookies the right balance of oomph, crunch, and chocolatey goodness, but they are also the perfect size and shape to sneak right out of the bag and plop into your mouth.

But they are the very very best when made into a scrumptious cookie. (Recipe will be posted tomorrow).
photo 101

November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

Dave and I at Thanksgiving Dinner

We started the day off with a wonderful thankfulness yoga workshop and ended it with a lovely meal with our family and good friend. I basked in the wonder and glory of the day: beautiful sunshine outside, that bracing make-you-grateful-to-come-indoors cold outside, amazing smells as we cooked and finished preparations. I truly love having Thanksgiving at my house every year and this one was the best yet. I was relaxed and open and was able to truly enjoy my guests. The new space created in our kitchen by taking out the cabinets made for a great environment, especially for an event that revolves around the kitchen. Everyone stayed until 9 which was a delight for me. We are so very richly blessed.

voila!  delicious turkey

delish! super crop golden juicy turkey crop

November 21, 2007

'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

Dave stirring the brine
Dave stirring the brine
Brined turkey is awesome!
Brined turkey is fabulous. Ours is sitting in the cooler, awaiting tomorrow's firey fate. Check this entry for the recipe. It appeared in the Seattle Times a few years ago, and is from Chef Greg Atkinson. I would link to his site, but he took the recipe down. I remember reading on his site a few years ago that lots of people had problems with his recipe, and in fact he had to address the recipe again in the Times. I have no idea why. I have used it since the year it appeared and have never had a problem with it (and I used to stress big-time about the bird!). The accompaning Madeira gravy is the most amazing I have ever tasted.

By the way, you can stuff a brined turkey just fine. I worried that it would be too salty, but it isn't at all.

I also updated my Thanksgiving Master List with a recipe for the plain stuffing I make when my brother attends Thanksgiving. I'm not making it this year because Dave's family is of two camps: those who like my fancy fruit-and-nut stuffing, and those who pine for the consistency of Stove Top. So instead of making two scratch stuffings this year, I'm making the fancy one and Velma (my amazing mother-in-law) is bringing the Stove Top. I'm glad I asked - this makes so much less work for me and now that I know the "plain stuffing" camp would rather have Stove Top I don't feel any guilt.

Have a wonderful holiday, hopefully with those you love!

Peter wants to help, too

November 20, 2007

Thanksgiving Menu and Rituals

I love having Thanksgiving at my house. When Dave and I bought our current house, it was important to us to find a living room/dining room combination that was all one level and didn't turn a corner so that we could seat all the guests at one table.

I revel in welcoming everyone in with the house full of the smells of the season. A warm and cozy refuge from the cold outside and from the isolation of our regular lives. A wonderful gathering of our family and friends that we hold dear. We are very fortunate to have most of our family here in town. And I am fortunate that these family members seem okay with me hosting Thanksgiving every year. I look forward to it for months.

The first year we hosted, I had never even cooked a turkey before and was scared stiff. In this, our 5th year, we have it down to a wonderful routine. We always have the same menu and the only things that vary are appetizers and what exactly gets delegated to whom. This year the family kindly told me "Enough with the appetizers already" and had me focus on the main meal. I don't know why I love to cook appetizers so much, but I do.

Anyway, we have our menu down to a ritual and have even pretty much settled into the same people bringing the same things. I always do the turkey, stuffing and potatoes. My sister-in-law brings a double batch of the historic (and delicious) family recipe for Creamy Herbed Green Beans. My mother-in-law brings Cranberry Jello salad (and whatever else I ask her to, bless her heart!). My other sister-in-law brings a fresh green salad. And my friend Shona usually brings the delicious pumpkin and apple pies.

In continuing with the recipe theme, here are my favorite recipes for turkey, gravy, stuffing, and mashed potatoes. I also have a master list for all Thanksgiving-related shopping, tasks, and recipes. It's a work in progress and I'll update it as I tweak it.

Whether it be at your house or the house of a loved one (friend or family), may you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Turkey

18-20lb fresh turkey
Feel free to raise and kill your own, but I order mine from PCC.

Brine

The brine and gravy are amazing recipes from the even-more-amazing Northwest Chef, Greg Atkinson. Since I tried these recipes, I haven't made turkey and gravy any other way.

3 cups kosher salt
3 cups brown sugar
3 T. whole black peppercorns
6 bay leaves
1 gallon boiling water (or water to boil)
1 gallon water
1 bag of ice

Prep the bird:
The day or night before Thanksgiving, wash out a cooler just big enough to hold the bird. Unwrap the turkey, remove the giblets (put in the fridge for tomorrow), and rinse the bird. Put it in the clean cooler.

Make the brine:
Bring the salt, sugar, spices and 1st gallon of water to a boil on the stove. Stir until the sugar and salt are fully dissolved. Turn off the heat and let it steep for 20 minutes. Stir in the cold water. Pour all of it over the turkey in the cooler and add a bag of ice. Add ice packs if necessary to keep the brine cold. Add more water if needed to cover the turkey. Close the lid and go to bed.

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Next day
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Stuffing


1, 12 oz. bag (about 9 cups) Grand Central Bakery Rustic Stuffing (or about 9 cups dried cubed bread)
¾ stick (6T.) butter
¾ cup diced onion
¼ cup diced celery
1 T minced fresh parsley (or 2 t. dried)
About 3 leaves chopped fresh sage
1 teaspoon chopped fresh thyme
1 teaspoon chopped fresh marjoram
2 cups dried fruit (mixture of Craisins, diced dried apricots, and golden raisins)
1 cup toasted pecans, rough chopped
2 cups + chicken or turkey stock

Place bread cubes in a large mixing bowl. Sauté the onion and celery and parsley in the butter over medium-low heat for about 10 minutes, until the vegetables are very soft but not browned. Add the dried fruit and sauté for an additional 3 minutes. Add 1 cup of the stock, and the sage, thyme, and marjoram, and cook for 3 minutes more.

Pour this mixture over the bread cubes, tossing to combine well. Add salt and pepper to taste and enough stock to make a moist but not wet mixture. Toss in the nuts.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Transfer turkey to a roasting pan. Stuff the turkey if you’re going to (you know you want to). Try your best to truss it without looking like a HomeEc drop-out.
Get the bird in the oven (figure 4 ½ hours but check OCD-like every 10 minutes after 3 ½ hours)
Throw out the brine. Wipe down cooler thoroughly with antibacterial stuff. Also wipe down the ice packs, if you used them. Start the giblet broth for the gravy.

Giblet broth for gravy

you'll never wonder why that crazy bag of innards is for again Reserved giblets
1 carrot, sliced
1 medium onion, peeled and sliced
2 stalks celery, sliced

Simmer in a saucepan with 6 cups of water for 3 hours (while the turkey roasts). Add more water if needed to keep the giblets covered. You should end up with about 4 cups of broth. Save the turkey broth for the gravy.


Potatoes


6 lbs Klondike Rose potatoes (or 3 pounds small yukon golds and 3 pounds small red potatoes)
1 ½ sticks butter
1- 1 ¼ cup sour cream
Salt pepper

Wash potatoes thoroughly. Do not peel (You love this recipe already, don't you!). Chop into halves or quarters, depending on the size of your potatoes and how long you want to cook them. Place them in a very large pot, cover with water and turn on high. (You can hold the potatoes in the water with the heat OFF for a couple hours if you need to). When they come to a boil, turn the heat down. Simmer until they are very easily pierced with a fork (30 minutes +). Drain. Return to pot (turn off heat). Add butter and sour cream; let melt a little, then mash all with a hand-held masher. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cover pot and let sit until you need to. If you need to warm them, add a bit of milk or butter and heat over low heat, stirring very frequently. Transfer to a bowl and put on the table.

Remove Turkey from the oven and put on a platter or cutting board. Let sit for 20 minutes before carving. While it’s resting, finish the gravy:

Gravy

4 cups giblet stock, strained (see above)
1 cup Madeira wine
3 T. cornstarch, dissolved in 3 T of water

Pour the Madeira into the roasting pan and put it on the stove, swirling it around to free up any flavorful bits of turkey clinging to the pan. [This is called deglazing]. Add the strained stock and stir to blend.

Strain back into the saucepan the stock was in and bring to a full, rolling boil. Whisk in the cornstarch slurry and boil for at least 1 minute. Serve hot with the turkey.

November 19, 2007

Caramelized Onion and Blue Cheese Dip

I seem to be posting a lot of recipes this month. Sadly, I am no Deb Perelman. She is fabulous enough for at least two people and I love her blog and her amazing photographs. I tried to take photographs of my recipe. I took a couple of the process that were unappetizing at best and confusing at worst and then completely forgot to take photos of the finished product because I suck at this sort of thing.

But, let's say you've been invited to Thanksgiving dinner and it's your task to bring an appetizer. Have I got a winner for you! I made it up myself (take that as a recommendation, or as a warning) and based it on my deep and abiding passion for caramelized onions. Dave and I probably ate 50 pounds of caramelized onions between us this summer. Living in the land of Walla Walla sweets, it would be a crime if you didn't base at least one entire summer meal around this glorious root. I cooked many a bratwurst just to have the excuse to caramelize the onions to go with it. Since summer has given way to fall and it's now cold outside, the dip needs to be hot, and also (of course) needs pecans. Well, in my opinion anyway. Recipe is below, and also as a downloadable pdf or Word doc.


Caramelized Onion and Blue Cheese Dip

2 medium-ish sweet onions, very thinly sliced
Butter – start with 2 T, but you’ll probably use more
2 bricks (16 oz total) cream cheese
1 cup mayo
8 oz. blue cheese, crumbled
1 ½ -ish cups pecans, toasted and rough-chopped

Caramelize onions in butter on stovetop in a heavy skillet (sauté first on med, then turn down to med-low and cover, stirring occasionally until onions are deep brown and reduced to about 1/5th their original size- about 20 minutes. You may need to add additional butter throughout the process).
Toast pecans in a heavy skillet or saucepan with a bit of butter – stir occasionally until the pecans start to smell nutty and golden (yes, “golden” is a smell for me). This takes about 10 min at med heat. You can do it in the oven, but I always forget and burn them. If you do it on the stove, you’ll smell when they’re done. Cool slightly, then chop roughly (leave big pieces).
Whip cream cheese with mixer until fluffy. Add mayo and mix until smooth.
Add pecans, blue cheese, and caramelized onions – stir BY HAND to blend.
Bake about 30 minutes at 400 or until browned on top and hot and bubbly.
Serve with 2 baguettes-worth of bread slices (toasted or not)


November 18, 2007

Opening Up

In his (wonderful) guest post, Dave called me She Who Must Be Obeyed. Hmmm. He definitely listens to me, supports me, cherishes me, and loves me. But obeys me? Not so much. When it comes to House Projects, I become She Who Must Be Ignored.

But this weekend, Dave came through. For a long time, I had wanted the center cabinets in our kitchen removed to open up the space. They bifurcated the kitchen, making it difficult for us to talk to our guests, and forcing them to clump up in the doorway, or lean sideways in order to talk with me as I finished up in the kitchen.

No more leaning and clumping! Just in time for Thanksgiving, I present: the Smiths' Open Kitchen.

ta da!

Yes, we have a giant hole in our ceiling. Yes, we are crazy to do a major house project the weekend before we host 14 people for Thanksgiving dinner at our house. But I'm so excited! When our guests arrive on Thursday, we'll be able to talk and hang out. Maybe they'll even sit at our ktichen table and chat before dinner instead of clumping awkwardly in our doorway.

November 17, 2007

Vodka Pie Crust?

Surely it was made with me in mind! So today I point you to one of my all-time favorite blogs: Smitten Kitchen. Her latest entry is Pie Crust 101 with her new favorite: Vodka Pie Crust. I can't wait to try it.

November 05, 2007

Apparently, This One Really Is My Fault

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich with Bites
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich with Bites
from erandell498's photostream
Both my kids are picky eaters. Peter is pickiest of all - he pretty much just eats pancakes, hamburgers, and protein bars. Sometimes I worry about this, fearing it's all my fault. I watch kids who scarf down shrimp, hummus, and broccoli and stare, mesmerized. Surely there must be a candid camera somewhere - no kid eats like that! But, no - if I ask, the mom is quick to tell me about all the healthy foods she provides and how she firmly ascribes to the theory that kids acquire the tastes they are exposed to...blah...blah...blah. If that were true, then my children would love Thai food, crave Mexican, eat onions in any and every form, and start every dinner request with "more garlic,please". Alas, they do not.

I recently heard the results of a study on picky eaters and guess what? It really is all my fault. BUT, not necessarily for the reasons I feared. It turns out that there is a large genetic component to picky eating: 78% percent.

As Peter Segall from NPR's Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me put it: it's 78% you and 22% your crappy cooking.

The good news is that what many of us have discovered anecdotally is actually true: kids mostly outgrow their pickiness. I ate a peanut butter sandwich (no jelly, mind you) EVERY DAY for lunch until 6th grade, when my mom convinced me to take tuna on Wednesdays. Even in college I was a very picky eater (I even eschewed sweet and sour chicken, calling it "too exotic"). These days, I'm a very adventurous eater: I'll try anything once. And my tastes are very broad. Maybe when he's in his late 20s, Peter will actually eat something I make for him that isn't slathered in ketchup. But then again, maybe not: my dad slathers everything in ketchup (even the Thai food I make), and Peter has approximately 1/4 of his DNA.

November 04, 2007

Chicken Enchilada Soup

Since the weather has truly turned into fall (as evidenced by how many days I have recently grabbed turtlenecks and sweaters out of my closet) my cravings have turned to soup. I’ve dug out all my cookbooks and weblinks and gathered a few new recipes to try. My mom is also having a series of dental surgeries, and I’m planning to bring her a bunch of frozen homemade soups to enjoy during her recoveries, so I'm sure she'll be glad of the variety.

Since it’s NaBloPoMo and all, I’ll share my favorites here. (Such a win-win ). And bonus for all of us: today’s entry lets me spout more random mavinformationTM (this is my new homemade word for “maven information”). (Win-win-win!) Ok, so maybe you're not thrilled about the random trivia part - oh,well.

I love chicken enchilada soup. I nearly always order it if it’s on the menu (Chili’s has such a great one that I hardly know what their entrées taste like – I never get past the soup). My favorite characteristics are the creamy thickness, the spice, bits of tomato, the big chunks of shredded chicken and the cheese, ooh the cheese.

The Chili’s copy-cat recipes on the web all call for Velveeta. I can’t bear to feed my family an entire block of “processed cheese food”, so that was a no-go. Also, I wanted to add some favorite things to it – I figured if I’m going to make it myself, I might as well (it’s my kitchen after all).

So, here’s what I came up with, followed by some mavinformationTM about masa and corn and lime. If you’d like to print the recipe for yourself, I’ve posted it as a Word doc and also as a PDF.

Please leave a comment if you try it – and I’d love any soup recipes (without beef) that you have to share!

Chicken Enchilada Soup

2-3 T. vegetable oil
3 cups diced yellow onion
3 t. ground cumin
2 t. chili powder
½ t. cayenne pepper (omit if you don’t want the heat)
3 cloves garlic, pressed
2 cups masa harina with lime, or instant masa* (NOT regular corn meal)
3 ½-4 quarts chicken broth, divided
1 20 oz can diced tomatoes in juice, undrained
4 cups cooked, shredded chicken
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1 cup frozen or fresh white corn (canned doesn’t hold up as well in soup, and white is heartier)
Juice of 3 limes (or more, if your limes are stingy)

Garnishes:
Shredded cheddar and Monterey jack cheese (or pepper jack if you want more kick)
Chopped avocado
Sour cream
Crumbled tortilla chips


Heat oil in a very large stockpot and sauté onions and spices for about 5 minutes, until onions are just soft. Add garlic and sauté for an additional minute.

In a separate bowl, whisk the masa harina into 1 quart of broth until smooth (this will be thick like cream of wheat). Add the masa mix to the onions and bring to a boil. Boil, stirring constantly, for 2-3 minutes (this cooks the bitter taste out of the masa). Add remaining 2 ½ quarts broth to the pot, reserving the last ½ quart in case you need it at the end. Stir in the chicken and the tomatoes with their juice. Simmer for about 5-10 minutes.

Add the beans and corn. Heat until corn is thawed. If soup is too thick, add the remaining broth. Stir in the lime juice.

To serve, sprinkle some cheese in the bottom of a bowl, add soup on stop and stir to combine. Add avocado, sour cream, and tortilla bits as desired. Strangely enough, it's actually still really good without the cheese.


* I had to go to a Mexican tienda to find this. It is NOT regular corn meal. It is tortilla or tamale flour, which is corn flour mixed with lime (the chemical calcium hydroxide, not the citrus fruit). Why lime? Well, now it’s time for some mavinformationTM:

The maize that the ancient Mayans and Aztecs used is not like the super sweet corn we have in America today. (We have developed such a taste for sweetness that even our vegetables/grains/fruits have been bred for this characteristic – today’s corn has 2-4 TIMES the sugar as original corn). Their corn had bigger kernels and was white.
The skins of the kernels were undigestible and the nutrituion from the corn was largely unavailable to the body in this form, causing malnutrition and the disease called pallegra in societies that depended on corn as a main source of food.

The Mayans discovered that by mixing the maize with lime, it started a chemical process that broke down the kernels, making them digestible and also making the niacin in the corn available for the body (this is what prevents pallegra). Fresh maize was mixed with woodash (the residue from cooking fires) and water, cooked for a bit and then left to soak overnight. The lime broke down the skins and they floated to the surface where they were skimmed off. The maize was then drained and ground into a paste. This process is also called nixtamalization. Apparently the nixtamalization is not required when powerful mills are used (such as in industrialized nations), but it is necessary when grinding corn by hand.

How on earth did these ancient peoples figure out that woodash from their cooking fires was the secret to beating malnutrion? THAT I cannot find the answer to. I thought that the first time I read found this information (however many years ago), I learned that corn mixed in a certain place was toxic, but mixed in another was okay to eat. The corn from the edible had lime naturally occurring in it from cave formations dripping into the water and eventually the Mayans figured out the lime water was the secret. However, I can’t find the source of that information, so take it with a grain of salt. Salt is always good on tortillas.

October 03, 2007

If You Can't Join 'Em, Blog Some Recipes for 'Em!

I am so bummed! I'm supposed to be at the amazing Jen Zug's house, sipping Jitterbugs and swapping recipes with some fabulous women - some of whom I've met before, and some I would meet tonight and love instantly. (Shout outs to Alecia and Jenny - boo hoo - I wanted to see you tonight!)

But I am in So. Much. Pain. I was in a lot of pain yesterday...I felt it coming on. I've been in a flare recently and just knew it was going to get bad. By the time we saw our playdate friend home yesterday, I could hardly stand. I've been in horrible pain, with a few excruciating bursts ever since. In the middle of a particularly bad wave, when I was doing my deep Lamaze breathing, I complained to my husband that I didn't even get a baby out of all this pain. He said, "Not that you'd want one, of course!". Yeah, I can not imagine this body surviving another pregnancy, let alone another first-year-of-babyhood-nursing-and-sleep-deprivation. But at least labor pains had some benefit, some purpose. This pain has no purpose at all.

So I am extremely disappointed. I LOVE to share recipes. The quickest way to my heart is to ask me for a recipe. And I am always on the lookout for something new.

Anyway, here is a list of recipes for you lovely ladies that I don't get to hang with tonight *sniff* and for anyone else who's interested! I can't eat beef, so they're mostly chicken and turkey recipes . All recipes are pdfs. You'll need Adobe Acrobat Reader to see them. I took some extra time to modify them with my latest tried-and-true tips and notes. I hope you like them!

Enjoy! And email me your faves, or link to them for me, too, K? I'm going to take another Vicodin and just stare at the wall for a while.

Chicken Cordon Bleu
Chicken Enchiladas Best. Recipe. Evah.
Chicken Marinades
Chicken Pot Pie Not too crusty- it uses puff pastry instead
My Favorite Lentil Soup Wait! Even people who hate lentils love this soup!
Pumpkin Muffins
Sloppy Joe and Sloppy Joe Casserole
Spanikopita Quiche
Thai Chicken Satay with Peanut Sauce (Also, Pad Thai)
Turkey Burgers
Turkey Meatballs


July 24, 2007

My Lego Boy is 7

Lego cake
Lego cake
No, nobody turned 73 - my boys are "7" and "3"!
Henry turned 7 on Saturday. Wow, the time flies. Peter turns 3 in a couple of weeks, so we celebrated them both at the same time.

Henry wanted a Lego cake. I was pretty excited with how it came out (although I put so much red paste food coloring in the icing it was hardly edible! )

July 19, 2007

PredicaMINT

I have mint growing rampant in my backyard – it seems a shame to waste it. You KNOW I’d love to polish it off by making (and downing) a few pitchers of mojitos*, but I’m being a good little girl and laying off the calorie-laden cocktails. (A sacrifice that’s good for the budget and the scales.)

It’s also a great time for fresh fruit. I think I’ve spent 50% of our budget the last 2 weeks on fresh fruit. Cherries, watermelon, strawberries, raspberries by the flat, blueberries by the bucket... Another month and I’ll be swimming in fresh blackberries – I can’t wait!

So Monday night, I came up with a great, simple “salad”:


Canteloupe-Blueberry Mint Salad


Using a melon baller, make large balls out of one cantaloupe. (And yes, those new Tuscan-style extra sweets are worth the extra price – they are like butter and taste so good. They cost a bit more, but you’re guaranteed to get a good one – pay a little extra and save yourself the Russian roulette). If you’re not feeling all artistic, go ahead and and cut up the cantaloupe into chunks. But here’s a bet: I’ll wager it will take you less time to be artistic and melon ball-y than it will to actually chop and peel the melon. Honest.

Rinse and shake dry a pint of fresh blueberries.

Pick and rinse about 15 leaves of the ubiquitous mint. Pat them dry and chiffonade them (stack the leaves, roll them up, and slice thinly – easy and beautiful).

Toss all together in a glass bowl. Serve with fresh whipped cream alongside for generous dollop-ing.

The large balls of melon make a nice visual contrast to the small blueberries. The mint adds another burst of freshness, and the whipped cream makes it perfect. (It’s also good without the cream.)

Mmm. I wish I had a macro lens (and some camera skills) to show you how beautiful this is. Above is the best I could do.

* I couldn't resist passing on my favorite mojito recipe. Just because I'M abstaining doesnt' mean YOU have to!


Mojito


when life give you invasive mint problems (like in my backyard), make mojitos!
1 t. superfine sugar
4 mint leaves
juice of one lime (2 oz)
2 oz rum
2 oz club soda (or more)
1 sprig mint, for garnish

In a tall glass, muddle the sugar and mint leaves until mint is bruised heavily and you can smell it . Add the lime juice and stir or muddle until the sugar is dissolved. Add the rum and club soda and stir. Garnish with a mint sprig.




July 17, 2007

Juicy Meat

Some of you are under the impression that I can cook. I was too, until I started eating at my friend Giseli’s house. Then I realized that I can no more cook than drive a space shuttle or loom my own cotton. This woman is amazing. She makes chicken taste like ambrosia dipped in gold, kissed by angels, and served by gorgeous Englishmen. If you were told you had to give up chocolate forever to eat at her enchanted table, you would quickly say “chocolate – who cares?” I’d even give up martinis to eat her food. It’s THAT good. Especially, her meat.

So I am trying to learn how to cook meat. I grew up in a home where there were only two kinds of meat served: ground hamburger, cooked until crispy; and chicken breast baked until it was so dry the oven itself begged for mercy. In the fifteen years I’ve had my own household, I’ve been learning how to cook meat without letting it get to the crispy beef or arid chicken stage. By and large, I have been woefully unsuccessful.

I have compensated by learning how to make a delectable sauce. I can make a cream reduction sauce that will make you weep. You will be tempted to steal sly cups of my maderia gravy and eat it by the teaspoonful at home. You may wish you could smear your body with my tomato-cream-basil sauce. (Don’t worry, I won’t tell.) But all my fancy sauce-cooking grew out of up my mostly atrocious attempts to cook meat. Dry, tasteless chicken is sort of edible, but only when drowned in my sauces.

Giseli, however, makes you want to lock the ketchup away for fear that someone would commit the blasphemous crime of smearing it on her tender fare. My son Henry, who is 6 and VERY PICKY, will eat anything Ms. Giseli makes. ANYTHING: crab cakes (she makes them special for a 6 year old!), salmon, Cornish game hens, filet mignon… He turns his nose up at my sauces, but will eat just the pan drippings from anything Giseli makes. He calls her dishes “juicy meat”. When I tempt him at home with my latest attempt at whatever meat I’m attempting to not dry out, he looks at me skeptically, asks if it’s “juicy meat” and then takes forever to chew one dry, tasteless bite before pronouncing it Not. Juicy. And refusing to eat the rest of it.

Giseli invited us for lunch yesterday and after literally having to stop talking mid-sentence because my eyes were rolling into the back of my head while tasting her Cornish game hens, I decided I had to learn how to cook meat. For real, this time. I begged Giseli to tell me all she knew.

She’s a natural cook –she does everything without a recipe, and without thinking about it. She just knows what’s going to taste good. I have learned enough that I am past the point of detailed recipes (sauté five minutes over med-hi heat, in 2 T of oil is now “sauté until it looks good”) so I was hoping to glean some basic, transforming principles instead of step-by-step directions.

Since she’s from Brazil, sometimes the cooking terms take us a while to translate. First she told me she brines all her meat for two days. I sighed, thinking I did NOT have the time to brine every piece of meat. I brine my Thanksgiving turkey, a process that takes the better part of two days. I sucked it up and asked her what she put in her “brines” and after she said “beer, lime juice, chicken stock” I realized she meant “marinade”, not “brine”. I brightened – I can marinate! We laughed together and she told me some other basics: Use the meat with bones. Cook WHOLE chickens. Leave the skin on. Cut the meat down the middle and butterfly it. Marinate for at least two days. Use an alcohol and a citrus to break down the proteins. Use lots of salt. Use your eyes and fingers to determine done-ness. And your nose.

I was eager to try this advice on Saturday and serve delicious juicy meat to my dinner group. I bought bone-in, skin-on breasts, marinated them about 20 hours (unfortunately, a day shy of the magic), and grilled them to what I hoped was crisp-yet-juicy perfection. Although they were much better than my usual Sahara chicken, they were still not roll-your-eyes-back-in-your-head good.

I’m going to keep trying. Got any tried-and-true general principles for cooking juicy meat? Leave them in the comments!